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The Bischoffs LP

by The Bischoffs

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1.
I'm feeling ready (ready to go) Feeling steady (got that steady flow) It's not hard, it's not hard unless you make it It's not hard, it's not hard if you can take it I'm feeling inspired (run with us) I'm stealing the tires (from the bus) I'm setting a fire (to the underbrush) I'm spreading it higher (here comes the rush) It's not hard, it's not hard unless you make it It's not hard, it's not hard if you can take it You're pushing you're pushing you're pushing It'll go up by itself Don't put nothing in it unless you feel it The fire is growing (growing tall) The fire is glowing (consume us all) We're all burning (burning with love) We're all journeying (to Heaven above) I know something (whaddyouknow?) I know one thing (whaddyouknow?) I'm not running! (no way, no how!) I'm not running! (let's run it down!) It's not hard! It's not hard unless you make it! It's not hard! It's not hard if you can take it!
2.
Uh Oh 02:38
I kick the 1, 2 like kung fu Leave wack MCs with nowhere to run to Lyrics so chill they turn my tongue blue Looks like your drunk crew hung you out to dry While you tried to detox, I beatboxed and swung thru With rhymes on vines like Tarzan in the jungle (Ahhh-eee-yaaa-eee-yaaa-eee-yaaa!) The rest ran or clung to my nuts cuz I got guts Yo whatchuwando? I'ma win the fight, don't have to punch you Here's a little French: Parlez Vous? O Mon Dieu Uh oh Uh oh Uh oh... I got swagger like Stagger Lee Braggers be mad at me Call me faggoty, doesn't rattle me I'm fresh and clean, you're raggedy Tried attackin me, blue and blackened me But you lack faculties and I bounce back like Maccabees We got ourselves a rivalry like Hackensack and Tea- Neck 1989, packin gats and weed Back then me was a lickle brat, but see? Now you're mackin me Jonesin for my rap like Crack-Crack-Crackity [Shout out to the Pixies!] Uh oh Uh oh Uh oh... C'mon OK now, how we gonna salvage this? How bout this... you could be my pal but just Keep your mouth shut and ditch those savages They got you up a creek paddle-less Addled up, saddled up, bickering, thinking you need to challenge us I'm not into fences, everybody's down with us: Communist to Calvinist, even some capitalists Let's rally quick, tally people: Thousands of kids... Just like John Lennon said, "Imagine it." Uh oh Uh oh Uh oh...
3.
Lesbian Girl 05:01
Yeah I can tell just by looking at you... You've been bruised By the way you hold your body, the way you breathe... You look confused "Why is this guy flirting?" You're hardly even amused But I'll tell you one thing... You line up all the women in here, you're the one my heart would choose You could be my lesbian girl I'm not like all the rest Got no hair on my chest I just wanna be the best for you My lesbian girl I can tell you're on the mend You can trust a man again No I don't wanna just be friends with you Lesbian girl Your clothes say, "No body here to look at" But I disagree You've got an attitude... a belief system Forgive me if I think it's sexy I'll walk you all the way home The hour, the minute, the second that you're ready But after tonight... I sure hope you'll consider me you're steady And be my lesbian girl I would go to any length Yeah, you don't know my strength Haven't show you a tenth of my love Lesbian girl You could be the boy sometimes I'll be the girl, I don't mind Don't you know you're just my kind of Lesbian girl? OK, we did that and it was nice that we did I liked the part when you said, "Let's see if we fit." But that's not my style, I'm not into "Hit it and quit." I feel this in the pit of my stomach, buddy... Oh, you're love is buggin' me, honey bee... I just got bit by something. Oh, you gotta turn around! I don't want to give up now... I could make this work somehow with you My lesbian girl We ain't made love in a while But I still could make you smile I just wanna have your child You could be my lesbian girl Let's share another cigarette There's something you ain't figured yet I never made a bigger bet in my life than this My lesbian girl Lesbian girl Lesbian girl Lesbian girl Lesbian girl
4.
Moonbeam 03:02
I fell in love with a moonbeam She was 6 miles long and her eyes were silvery blue Asked me if I would like to dream Flooded my eyes with designs and glorious patterns Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I fell in love with a sun ray She was 6 miles wide and her hair was golden hued Asked me if I had lost my way Bundled me up in her arms and carried me back to Saturn I fell in love! I fell in love! I fell in love in the starlight It was all around me, bubbling, shining, true! Underneath my skin and lighting me from inside Then dissolving into bits of white matter Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
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Stay Still 04:38
You're such a brilliant little mastermind creator (ba ba ba ba ba) Cartwheels and drawings and stories and strange theater (ba ba ba ba ba) How can you never pause until your head drops on the pillow? (ba ba ba ba ba) The crack of dawn... a voice next to my bedside, "Hello." (ba ba ba ba ba) I know you need it! Why can't you do it now? Stay still How can I hold you when you're moving all around? Stay still I'm trying to hug you but you're jumping up and down Stay still You won't be happy til I pin you to the ground and make you Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (stop it!) Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba da da ba dup Ba ba ba ba ba... I fell in love with you when we were both just teenagers (ba ba ba ba ba) Fast forward 20 years sometimes I still feel like we're strangers (ba ba ba ba ba) I pull you close and suddenly there's some new task you need to take up (ba ba ba ba ba) And then it's you're too tired or else you just put on your make up (ba ba ba ba ba) I know you need it! Why can't we do it now? Stay still How can I hold you when you're nowhere to be found? Stay still I'm trying to love you but you're trying to shut it down Stay still Don't you know that soon we'll both be in the ground? No time for Unhh unhh unhh unhh unhh unhh unhh unhh (mwah mwah mwah mwah) Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba da da ba dup Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba da da ba dup Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba da da ba dup Ba ba ba ba ba... Now you're the hardest one for me to try to sing to I hardly recognize you as the one I used to cling to It used to be enough to see your eyes as you embraced me (ba ba ba ba ba) Now your eyes are pleading with me, "how and when did you outpace me?" (ba ba ba ba ba) I know I need it! Why can't I do it now? Stay still How can I hold you when I'm running out of town? Stay still You're trying to soothe me but I'm getting all unwound Stay still I try to close my mouth and cover up the sound, I'm crying Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma Mama ma Mama ma Mama ma Mama ma Mama ma Mama ma Mama ma
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Open Up 04:09
I open up my mouth Songs come out I open up my mouth Songs come out I open up my mouth I got no doubt I open up my heart Love comes out I open up my heart Love comes out I open up my heart I got no doubt I open up my soul God comes out I open up my soul God pours out I open up my soul I got my doubt I open up my soul I got my doubt
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If you wanna know the truth (yeah, yeah) I'll give it to you, Ruth (yeah, yeah) The freshest kids were probably (yeah, yeah) From 1954 to 63 (yeah, yeah) But there's one thing we can do... And you can do it too... Come on, believe it! Act like you need it! It goes Doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop We got that doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop Doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop Gotta get that doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop If you wanna know the low down (yeah, yeah) Just take a sec and slow down (slow, slow) From 79 to 93 (what, what) Some other kids picked it up and brought it back to the beat From the Bronx to the BK, from Jersey to Queens They spread it out across the globe beyond their wildest dreams Yo throw your hands in the air if you know or care Where this music comes from that makes us shake it in here It goes Doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop We got that doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop Doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop Gotta get that doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop I got that doo-wop-a-ditty-ditty-dum-ditty-doo Up jump the boogie to the boogety-boogety-shoo (dip dip dip) Wikki wikki wikki... shut up... La di da di A wop bop a lubop a wop bam boom I said a ling-ting-tong-dang-a-dang-diggy-diggy- Dee-to-the-dee-dangy-dang-diggy-diggy... Chicka uh chick uh ah chicka uh chick uh Chicka chicka ah c'mon! C'mon let's go It goes Doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop We got that doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop Doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop Gotta get that doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop Doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop Doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop Doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop Doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop Don't stop!
9.
I am not so special I am not so plain I am not the person who is living in my brain And I am not insane Ba ba bup ba ba-a-a Ba ba bup ba ba! I am not uncertain I am not to blame I will not be cursing when it snows or when it rains Cause I am not insane Ba ba bup ba ba-a-a Ba ba bup ba ba-a-a Ba ba bup ba ba-a-a Ba ba bup ba ba-a-a I can't think of anything but singing this song I can't thnk of anything that I have done wrong David is my name David is the name David is a name That was given to me That was given to me That was given I spent my life searching I spent my life in pain Time to stop rehearsing counting days that I abstain Cause I am not insane! Ba ba bup ba ba-a-a Ba ba bup ba ba-a-a Ba ba bup ba ba-a-a Ba ba bup ba ba-a-a Ba ba bup ba ba-a-a Ba ba bup ba ba!
10.
It's your used grey jacket from back when velcro straps were invented It's your car that wouldn't start when you would first attempt it It's your long dark hair, so thick and scented It's those same old movies that we always rented And watched on your VCR Yeah we watched them on your VCR Winter tends to leave cavities That I fill up with memories of you Of you... It's that politician that we hated when he was elected It's the passion in your bedroom that we resurrected It's those misunderstandings when we both felt rejected It's sometimes how you wonder if we're still connected Just watch and you'll see we are Yeah, just watch and you'll see we are Winter tends to leave cavities That I fill up with memories of you My memories of you... It's your eyes hiding secretly behind your glasses It's that kiss goodbye when I was late for my classes It's how you ignored those kids when they tried to harass us It's the race to your car when we could see who was the fastest La la la la la la la la la la la la la Winter tends to leave cavities Winter cavities Winter tends to leave cavities Winter cavities Winter tends to leave cavities Winter cavities Winter tends to leave cavities Winter cavities
11.
Come Correct 03:34
I was walking down the street late one night When I saw some old school lookin kids underneath the lamp post light This DJ jacked the power to begin their little show I grabbed the mic, they said "You rhyme?" I said, "Oh, you didn't know..." I come correct Yes, I come correct In full effect In full effect Mic check, mic check 1, 2, 1, 2, mic check, mic check I come correct Man, I got nuff nuff nuff respect Oh snap, the DJ was a girl and she had mad skills Plus a face and body to match and her voice gave me chills I rode to her place on her skateboard but she stopped me at the door I said if you're worried about protection I got it covered, mi amor I come correct Yes, I come correct In full effect I come correct in full effect Got nuff respect For the ladies got nuff respect I come correct Check it out we're about to catch mad wreck I said... we were crazily gettin down Complete with freaky adverbs and nouns Man she was steady rockin my world Think I might be fallin in love with this DJ skater girl Woke up the next morning and I made her eggs and toast We spent the day around town but then drove down to the coast Moonlit walk on the beach, I was holdin her hand She said, "I was thinking maybe we could start a band" I was thinking the same thing, so we started right away Makin love and makin music just about everyday We're in the studio this summer for release in the fall We got the top downloaded single and you know what it's called We come correct Yes, we come correct In full effect Me and my lady are in full effect Mic check, mic check Yeah, I'm on the mic, she's on the decks We come correct Man we get nuff nuff nuff nuff respect I said I come correct in full effect Everything where I go, everything I do, I do it for you Ah ah ah ah ah Got to come correct Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ay ay ay ay ay Oooooooom
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You can die alone You can go your own way You can leave us all any day It's up to you Or you can write a song La dee-da dee-dum bidda-day You can find your voice and say What you want it to I know it's hard to be Locked up in misery You've never felt as free as me You can stay at home You can chain your doorway Live in terror and pray While you watch the tube Or you can write a song Float it down a hallway Drift into the doorway Of someone new I know it's hard to see Me live effortlessly You've never reached this frequency But you can die alone Turn yourself to stone Lay in bed and moan Don't pick up that phone (la la la la) Or you can make each day your own and play... Come and play every day after day after day After day after day after day after day After day after day after day after day After day after day after day after day After day after day after day after day... You can die alone (la la la la) You can go your own way (la la la la)
13.
Windy Air 03:16
La la la la la la la la la la Jesus, they'll see us On the beach now we're underneath the trees I'm serious, you just pulled off a leech Now we're cheek to cheek and I'm freezing La la la la la la la I'm in the windy air La la la la la la la I'm in my underwear La la la la la la la And I'm in love Ah-ah-ah-ah (love) Ah-ah-ah-ah La la la la la la la la la la Riding, we're widening The space between their place and me It's exciting, freeing Driving through the afternoon and I'm breathing La la la la la la la I'm in the windy air La la la la la la la And you're unaware La la la la la la la That I'm in love Ah-ah-ah-ah (love) Ah-ah-ah-ah (love) Ah-ah-ah-ah (love) Ah-ah-ah-ah (love) Ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah

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released February 18, 2013

DAVID HEATLEY guitar, lead vocals. AARON WOLFE guitar, BG vocals, recorder on "Moonbeam." AMIT WEHLE desk, BG vocals. JACOB WHITE BG vocals, tap dancing on "You Can Die Alone."

Produced by Jeff Lipstein.

All songs written by David Heatley. ©2013 all rights reserved. All songs arranged and performed by The Bischoffs and Jeff Lipstein. Recorded and mixed by Matt Malikowski at Dimension Sound Studios (Boston). Additional recording by Emmett Farley at WonderSound Studios (NYC) and by Jeff Lipstein at Moses Lipstein-Bell Studios (NYC). Mastered by Jeff Lipton at Peerless Mastering.

GUEST MUSICIANS:

Jeff Lipstein: Additional percussion on all tracks. Keyboards and synthesizers on 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11. Piano on 3, 4, 8 and 12. Guitar on 7. Beat programming on 2, 3, 4, 8 and 11. String arrangements on 10, 11, 12. Horn arrangements on 7, 8, 11. Glockenspiel on 4.

Pete Galub: Additional electric guitar on 1, 4, 5, 6, 9 and 13. Dana Lyn: Violin on 2, 11 and 13. Dave Sewelson: Baritone saxon 8 and 11. Carla Fabiani: Viola on 11. Clara Kennedy: Cello on 12. Laura Cortese: Violin and Viola on 10. Ariel Friedman: Cello on 10. Dietrich Strause: Cornet on 7.

“Doo-Wop Don’t Stop” is an interpretation of the Sesame Street song “Do-Op Hop” by Christopher Cerf and Norman Stiles. Published by Splotched Animal Music, 1984. Sesame Street Inc.

Artwork and CD design by David Heatley. Fat shout out to Teaneck, NJ, the other Bischoff’s, Rebecca, Maya and Sam, Pete Heat, Forest Gamble, Ra LaMotta, Dana Diaz-Tutaan, Dasi and the Wehle family, Naomi Azar, Amalia Wolfe, Jesse Wolfe, John Wolfe, Judy Wolberg, Jennifer Spitzer, Jim and Eileen White, Franklin Bruno for chord therapy, Sandy Bell, Adam Tully, Alice Bierhorst, Rob Price, Lee Feldman, Stephen (Dogbowl) Tunney, Jeffrey Lewis, Peter Stampfel, Peter Wade, Emmett Farley and all our friends and Kickstarter supporters. Thank you for helping us to finish this thing!

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The Bischoffs New York, New York

Named after a legendary home town ice cream parlor, The Bischoffs consists of 4 Teaneck High School alumni who have known each for almost 20 years: Amit Wehle, Aaron Wolfe, Jacob White and songwriter David Heatley. The band prides itself on their raw, portable sound and the wide ranging style of songs in their repertoire—equal parts hip hop, punk and “anti- folk." Photo: Jonathan Elderfield. ... more

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